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Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! -
Upload to Facebook During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! -
Upload to Facebook A smart woman never yells at a man.
He must be afraid of her gaze! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
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