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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
Santa is stunned! -
Upload to Facebook Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
Banta: How?
Santa: Staying home away from home! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you join social media?
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: I've found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.
Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it?
Doctor: Every two hours! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?
Banta: What?
Santa: Do not touch! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?
Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
Banta: Which word?
Santa: Push and Pull! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Name a bird with wings but can't fly?
Pappu: A dead bird, Sir! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Santa: Because it's the scenter!
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