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~ AnonymousAll my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. -
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~ Bill HicksIt's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. -
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~ Rodney DangerfieldI found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -
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~ Ronald ReaganRecession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. -
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~ AnonymousA dice is very reliable. You can count on it. -
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~ A. A. MilnePeople say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. -
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~ Carrie SnowWhy get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable? -
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~ JD GhaiI was considered to be a very good boy by my siblings, parents and friends. But then I got married. -
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~ Groucho MarxOnly one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women. -
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~ Rita RudnerMen who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
