The man loves danger and sport. That is why he loves woman, the most dangerous of all sports. |
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. |
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything. |
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. |
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer. |
War is better than marriage because after war you either live or die, but after marriage you neither live nor die. |
I suffer from girlnextdooritis where the guy is friends with you and that's it. |
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving man who has cheated some woman out of a divorce. |
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. |
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. |