Girl: Kya Mummy, Din Bhar Ye Bakwas Serial Dekhti Rehti Ho? The same girl after 10 minutes: Rashi Ben Ki Saas Bahut Buri Hai Mummy! |
This is a public service message: If you have a loss of sense of smell, or loss of sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19. Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you get the disease! |
Pros of COVID: No traffic, I reach home early from work. Cons of COVID: No traffic, I reach home early from work and I have to take my wife out for shopping! |
I thought 2020 would be the year I get everything I want! Nope. 2020 is the year that I appreciate everything I have! |
Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend? Siri opens the front camera! |
Here is the new slogan of Tourism India: Atithi Risky Bhav: |
If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned! |
A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. He fell in love with the nurse. He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart. Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet! |
I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone. I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her! |
I made a huge to-do list for today. I just can't figure out who is going to do it! |