Management to Sales Manager: In your territory, daily more than 1000 COVID patients are reported. You are working there for the last 4 months but still, you are COVID negative. Means, You are not meeting the clients! |
Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her. Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can! |
Happy six month anniversary to "14 days to flatten the curve!" |
What's your definition of health? My Ayurveda doctor friend says, "If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!" |
Amazing Truth: When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer. You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it! |
My phone just fell down on the floor! Is everyone OK in my contact list? |
A Girl takes 100 pictures in a day and deletes 99 pictures. The one picture that seems better, she uploads and captions it, "Aise Hi Bethi Thi Yar, Kisi Ne Click Kar Li!" |
Today as I walked into my house from work, I noticed that the floor is clean, clothes are folded, dishes are done, lunch is ready and above all the kids are studying. I asked my wife what happened? She said, "Wi-Fi stopped working"! |
Breaking News: Filmfare awards 2020 venue is likely to be shifted to NCB headquarters! |
Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! |