• Management to Sales Manager: In your territory, daily more than 1000 COVID patients are reported. You are working there for the last 4 months but still, you are COVID negative.<br/>
Means, You are not meeting the clients!Upload to Facebook
    Management to Sales Manager: In your territory, daily more than 1000 COVID patients are reported. You are working there for the last 4 months but still, you are COVID negative.
    Means, You are not meeting the clients!
  • Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!Upload to Facebook
    Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her. Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!
  • Happy six month anniversary to `14 days to flatten the curve!`Upload to Facebook
    Happy six month anniversary to "14 days to flatten the curve!"
  • What's your definition of health?<br/>
My Ayurveda doctor friend says, `If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!`Upload to Facebook
    What's your definition of health?
    My Ayurveda doctor friend says, "If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!"
  • Amazing Truth:<br/>
When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer. You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it!Upload to Facebook
    Amazing Truth:
    When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer. You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it!
  • My phone just fell down on the floor!<br/>
Is everyone OK in my contact list?Upload to Facebook
    My phone just fell down on the floor!
    Is everyone OK in my contact list?
  • A Girl takes 100 pictures in a day and deletes 99 pictures.<br/>
The one picture that seems better, she uploads and captions it, `Aise Hi Bethi Thi Yar, Kisi Ne Click Kar Li!`Upload to Facebook
    A Girl takes 100 pictures in a day and deletes 99 pictures.
    The one picture that seems better, she uploads and captions it, "Aise Hi Bethi Thi Yar, Kisi Ne Click Kar Li!"
  • Today as I walked into my house from work, I noticed that the floor is clean, clothes are folded, dishes are done, lunch is ready and above all the kids are studying. I asked my wife what happened?<br/>
She said, `Wi-Fi stopped working`!Upload to Facebook
    Today as I walked into my house from work, I noticed that the floor is clean, clothes are folded, dishes are done, lunch is ready and above all the kids are studying. I asked my wife what happened?
    She said, "Wi-Fi stopped working"!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
Filmfare awards 2020  venue is likely to be shifted to NCB headquarters!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Filmfare awards 2020 venue is likely to be shifted to NCB headquarters!
  • Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!Upload to Facebook
    Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!
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