Having COVID is one thing. But being locked up with Trump for two weeks is another. Pray for Melania! #PotusCovid |
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Waiter: How would you like your steak, Sir? Customer: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare, it is! |
What is Milk's boiling point? The exact point when you aren't in the Kitchen! |
Other People: Doctor! Punjabi: DaxSaab! |
Until this Corona Virus is over, could you all please use this emoji 😷 when laughing at my post... I ain't taking any chances! |
You remind me of a Software Update. Whenever I see you, I usually think not now! |
Ever realized that just ten minutes after you cut your fingernails, you'll be trying to open a can of soda! |
Punjabi people are so futuristic that they always pronounced it 'eSchool'! |
My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s... So I took their phone away and turned the internet off! |