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    Ever realized that just ten minutes after you cut your fingernails, you'll be trying to open a can of soda!
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    Punjabi people are so futuristic that they always pronounced it 'eSchool'!
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So I took their phone away and turned the internet off!Upload to Facebook
    My kids asked me what it was like growing up in the 80s...
    So I took their phone away and turned the internet off!
  • Management to Sales Manager: In your territory, daily more than 1000 COVID patients are reported. You are working there for the last 4 months but still, you are COVID negative.<br/>
Means, You are not meeting the clients!Upload to Facebook
    Management to Sales Manager: In your territory, daily more than 1000 COVID patients are reported. You are working there for the last 4 months but still, you are COVID negative.
    Means, You are not meeting the clients!
  • Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!Upload to Facebook
    Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her. Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!
  • Happy six month anniversary to `14 days to flatten the curve!`Upload to Facebook
    Happy six month anniversary to "14 days to flatten the curve!"
  • What's your definition of health?<br/>
My Ayurveda doctor friend says, `If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!`Upload to Facebook
    What's your definition of health?
    My Ayurveda doctor friend says, "If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy!"
  • Amazing Truth:<br/>
When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer. You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it!Upload to Facebook
    Amazing Truth:
    When your mom decides to be in your room while you are on the computer. You just switch to GOOGLE and stare at it!
  • My phone just fell down on the floor!<br/>
Is everyone OK in my contact list?Upload to Facebook
    My phone just fell down on the floor!
    Is everyone OK in my contact list?
  • A Girl takes 100 pictures in a day and deletes 99 pictures.<br/>
The one picture that seems better, she uploads and captions it, `Aise Hi Bethi Thi Yar, Kisi Ne Click Kar Li!`Upload to Facebook
    A Girl takes 100 pictures in a day and deletes 99 pictures.
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