Today as I walked into my house from work, I noticed that the floor is clean, clothes are folded, dishes are done, lunch is ready and above all the kids are studying. I asked my wife what happened? She said, "Wi-Fi stopped working"! |
Breaking News: Filmfare awards 2020 venue is likely to be shifted to NCB headquarters! |
Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! |
Girl: Kya Mummy, Din Bhar Ye Bakwas Serial Dekhti Rehti Ho? The same girl after 10 minutes: Rashi Ben Ki Saas Bahut Buri Hai Mummy! |
This is a public service message: If you have a loss of sense of smell, or loss of sense of taste, these are symptoms of COVID-19. Loss of common sense is not a symptom of COVID-19, it is the reason you get the disease! |
Pros of COVID: No traffic, I reach home early from work. Cons of COVID: No traffic, I reach home early from work and I have to take my wife out for shopping! |
I thought 2020 would be the year I get everything I want! Nope. 2020 is the year that I appreciate everything I have! |
Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend? Siri opens the front camera! |
Here is the new slogan of Tourism India: Atithi Risky Bhav: |
If our phones told us that sounds too loud would damage the headphones instead of our ears, we would probably be more concerned! |