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![A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. He fell in love with the nurse.<br/>
He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.<br/>
Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet!]()
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He confessed his love to the nurse: I love you, you have stolen my heart.
Nurse: I swear sir, We have stolen your kidney. We haven't touched your heart yet! -
![I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone.<br/>
I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her!]()
Upload to Facebook I freaked out when my girlfriend was about to look through my phone.
I didn't want her to see my social media account, so I just told her I was cheating on her! -
![I made a huge to-do list for today.<br/>
I just can't figure out who is going to do it!]()
Upload to Facebook I made a huge to-do list for today.
I just can't figure out who is going to do it! -
![A dog's logic:<br/>
Yes I know I got hair on the couch.<br/>
It's called 'FUR'NITURE, isn't it?]()
Upload to Facebook A dog's logic:
Yes I know I got hair on the couch.
It's called 'FUR'NITURE, isn't it? -
![Google had removed the Paytm App on the grounds that it's promoting gambling.<br/>
Surprised that Google Playstore still has Bharat Matrimony and Shaadi on it!]()
Upload to Facebook Google had removed the Paytm App on the grounds that it's promoting gambling.
Surprised that Google Playstore still has Bharat Matrimony and Shaadi on it! -
![If one learns from one's mistakes, shouldn't one try to make as many mistakes as possible?]()
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![I had Bhelpuri on my way back home from evening walks knowing there's going to be Khichdi for dinner.<br/>
This is called 'Anticipatory Bhel'!]()
Upload to Facebook I had Bhelpuri on my way back home from evening walks knowing there's going to be Khichdi for dinner.
This is called 'Anticipatory Bhel'! -
![Of course, breakups are sad but have you ever woken up in the morning to find out you forgot to switch on your phone charger and the battery is at 5%?]()
Upload to Facebook Of course, breakups are sad but have you ever woken up in the morning to find out you forgot to switch on your phone charger and the battery is at 5%? -
![I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me.<br/>
What if I'm doing a remix?]()
Upload to Facebook I hate it when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me.
What if I'm doing a remix? -
![Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?<br/>
Me: That's when I went to Yale.<br/>
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.<br/>
Me: Thanks. I really needed this yob!]()
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
Me: That's when I went to Yale.
Interviewer: That's impressive. You are hired.
Me: Thanks. I really needed this yob!
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