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  • Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!Upload to Facebook
    Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple!
  • I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.<br/>
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to have a conversation with my wife when she was applying a mud mask.
    You should have seen the filthy look she gave me!
  • The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';<br/>
IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';<br/>
And Navy was 'No-Sena'!Upload to Facebook
    The army is 'Bhartiya Sena';
    IAF was 'Why-you-Sena';
    And Navy was 'No-Sena'!
  • I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...<br/>
Broco Lee!Upload to Facebook
    I've just discovered that Bruce Lee had a vegetarian brother...
    Broco Lee!
  • 15+15 is thirty.<br/>
16+16 is thirty too!Upload to Facebook
    15+15 is thirty.
    16+16 is thirty too!
  • If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!Upload to Facebook
    If we continue wearing masks for the next 10 years, our children will think the mouth is a private part!
  • The only vaccine does not act as an antibody.<br/>
The voice of friends also acts as an antibody.<br/>
Those who say to you, `Don't worry`, then it becomes an antibody.<br/>
The whole world is against you, and someone says, `I am with you` then an antibody is created.<br/>
It is possible that someone's antibodies increase due to your love and behaviour.<br/>
Keep talking to your friends and relatives to increase their antibodies!Upload to Facebook
    The only vaccine does not act as an antibody.
    The voice of friends also acts as an antibody.
    Those who say to you, "Don't worry", then it becomes an antibody.
    The whole world is against you, and someone says, "I am with you" then an antibody is created.
    It is possible that someone's antibodies increase due to your love and behaviour.
    Keep talking to your friends and relatives to increase their antibodies!
  • Advantages of dating a Doctor:<br/>
He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!Upload to Facebook
    Advantages of dating a Doctor:
    He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too!
  • Friend 1: I once went sky diving.<br/>
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.<br/>
Me: I once asked my wife, `what she does all day while I'm at work!`Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
    Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
    Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!"
  • A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.<br/>
It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!Upload to Facebook
    A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
    It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!
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