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Upload to Facebook You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"! -
Upload to Facebook Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice! -
Upload to Facebook The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands.
But in fact, it was the brain! -
Upload to Facebook My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection.
She has a lot of issues! -
Upload to Facebook It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are! -
Upload to Facebook I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal! -
Upload to Facebook Life is too short to be serious all the time.
So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you! -
Upload to Facebook Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll empty the seas by 2050 and we'll all die.
You should teach a man to cook lentils! -
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The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it! -
Upload to Facebook Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?
Because they are Na-Khoon!
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