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Upload to Facebook Ladies returning from relatives' function:
Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana! -
Upload to Facebook I started reading a horror story in Braille.
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it! -
Upload to Facebook No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are! -
Upload to Facebook Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life! -
Upload to Facebook The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves! -
Upload to Facebook The difference between booze and weed?
Six drunk guys will start a fight.
Six stoned guys will start a band! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing! -
Upload to Facebook At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`
He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?` -
Upload to Facebook I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
So far no one has given me a straight answer! -
Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
I am very confused. It's a Major problem!
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