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Upload to Facebook Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary! -
Upload to Facebook I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.
I'll let you know! -
Upload to Facebook Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time! -
Upload to Facebook What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless! -
Upload to Facebook I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity! -
Upload to Facebook If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
A heavy discussion! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut! -
Upload to Facebook I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good!
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