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  • If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!Upload to Facebook
    If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!
  • Beer cures what Ales you!Upload to Facebook
    Beer cures what Ales you!
  • What do you use to lure in an arguing fish? <br/>
De-bate!Upload to Facebook
    What do you use to lure in an arguing fish?
    De-bate!
  • I might look as if I am doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy!
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    I might look as if I am doing nothing, but in my head, I'm quite busy!
  • Ek Hote Hain Civil Lawyers.<br/>
Ek Hote Hain Criminal Lawyers.<br/>
Phir Aate Hain Corporate Lawyers... Jinhe Police Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Hote Hain Civil Lawyers.
    Ek Hote Hain Criminal Lawyers.
    Phir Aate Hain Corporate Lawyers... Jinhe Police Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai!
  • Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!Upload to Facebook
    Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore!
  • The only thing that I will ever force in life is my jeans over my butt!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing that I will ever force in life is my jeans over my butt!
  • Hearing someone tell you how much they adore you is so relieving and heart warming. Though I know - you love me; but I love it more hearing it every once in a while!Upload to Facebook
    Hearing someone tell you how much they adore you is so relieving and heart warming. Though I know - you love me; but I love it more hearing it every once in a while!
  • There was a time when I used to sing in shower;<br/>
Now I make my life's decisions there!Upload to Facebook
    There was a time when I used to sing in shower;
    Now I make my life's decisions there!
  • 3 words better than I Love?<br/>
Patli Ho Gayi!Upload to Facebook
    3 words better than I Love?
    Patli Ho Gayi!
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