Gentle Reminder: People are losing friends over political and religious ideolgies. Just remember... whenever you're in need and want support, you'll need friends, not governments! |
Winter is coming: Yess! Teen-Char Mahine Waxing Se Chutkara! |
Joined gym last week. I can't believe, just in 3 days... I lost... Interest! |
Dear Indigo, My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A. Please do the needful! |
A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge? Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga! |
What grows under your nose? Tulips! |
Did you hear the joke about the fence? I couldn't get over it! |
Conversation in Heaven: Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house. American: I died because of a hurricane. Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama! |
Why couldn't the bell pass his music test? He was a dumbbell! |
Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter! |