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  • Gentle Reminder:<br/>
People are losing friends over political and religious ideolgies. Just remember... whenever you're in need and want support, you'll need friends, not governments!Upload to Facebook
    Gentle Reminder:
    People are losing friends over political and religious ideolgies. Just remember... whenever you're in need and want support, you'll need friends, not governments!
  • Winter is coming:<br/>
Yess! Teen-Char Mahine Waxing Se Chutkara!Upload to Facebook
    Winter is coming:
    Yess! Teen-Char Mahine Waxing Se Chutkara!
  • Joined gym last week. I can't believe, just in 3 days... I lost...<br/>
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Interest!Upload to Facebook
    Joined gym last week. I can't believe, just in 3 days... I lost...




















    Interest!
  • Dear Indigo,<br/><br/>

My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A.<br/>
Please do the needful!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Indigo,

    My boss is travelling from Delhi to Mumbai. flight No. 0069, Seat No. 13 A.
    Please do the needful!
  • A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?<br/>
Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!Upload to Facebook
    A man received a call from lottery company: Sir, Aapne Bangkok Trip Ki Do Ticket Jeete Hain... Aap Kiske Saath Jaoge?
    Man: Main Akela Hi Do Baar Jaaunga!
  • What grows under your nose?<br/>
Tulips!Upload to Facebook
    What grows under your nose?
    Tulips!
  • Did you hear the joke about the fence?<br/>
I couldn't get over it!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear the joke about the fence?
    I couldn't get over it!
  • <b>Conversation in Heaven:</b><br/>
Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.<br/>
American: I died because of a hurricane.<br/>
Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!Upload to Facebook
    Conversation in Heaven:
    Syrian: I died because ISIS bombed my house.
    American: I died because of a hurricane.
    Delhiite: I was just doing Pranayama!
  • Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?<br/>
He was a dumbbell!Upload to Facebook
    Why couldn't the bell pass his music test?
    He was a dumbbell!
  • Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!Upload to Facebook
    Vodka is scary. It looks like water, but transforms you into an emotional mess with no filter!
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