Funny SMS

  • In Winters:<br/>
Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold.<br/>
India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    In Winters:
    Other Countries: OMG! It's so cold.
    India: Bhai Itni Thand Hai Ki Munh Se Bhi Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai!
  • What type of dogs won't chase cows? <br/>
A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!Upload to Facebook
    What type of dogs won't chase cows?
    A deaf dog. Because they have never herd anything!
  • #firstofall<br/><br/>
 
You said you aren't going to get that drunk.<br/>
First of all, you should have known that was a lie!Upload to Facebook
    #firstofall

    You said you aren't going to get that drunk.
    First of all, you should have known that was a lie!
  • You know you're amazing when people you don't even know... hate you!Upload to Facebook
    You know you're amazing when people you don't even know... hate you!
  • Ctrl + S must surely be inspired from Ctrl + Spouse!Upload to Facebook
    Ctrl + S must surely be inspired from Ctrl + Spouse!
  • Fear of heights: Vertigo<br/>
Fear of Flights: Indigo!Upload to Facebook
    Fear of heights: Vertigo
    Fear of Flights: Indigo!
  • Best Saving Plan:<br/>
Seriously thinking of buying an iPhone X. Then drop the idea. You end saving Rs. 1 lakh!Upload to Facebook
    Best Saving Plan:
    Seriously thinking of buying an iPhone X. Then drop the idea. You end saving Rs. 1 lakh!
  • Geri Ki Adhbhut Kala Social Media Ke Karan Ab Vilupt Hone Ki Kagar Pe Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Geri Ki Adhbhut Kala Social Media Ke Karan Ab Vilupt Hone Ki Kagar Pe Hai!
  • Agar India Mein Dominos, McDonald's Aur Subway Jaise Fast-Food Na Aaye Hote... Toh Aaj-Kal Ke Aadhe Se Zyada Naujawan Bhookh Se Tadap Kar Mar Jaate!Upload to Facebook
    Agar India Mein Dominos, McDonald's Aur Subway Jaise Fast-Food Na Aaye Hote... Toh Aaj-Kal Ke Aadhe Se Zyada Naujawan Bhookh Se Tadap Kar Mar Jaate!
  • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? <br/>
Ten-tickles!Upload to Facebook
    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
    Ten-tickles!
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