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Upload to Facebook | My friend's wife crashed her car into some guy last night. She told the police that the guy was on his mobile and was drinking beer at the time of the accident. The police said he was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard! |
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Upload to Facebook | English: Leonardo's elder sister is shivering. Haryanavi: Leonardo Di Cap-Rio Hai! |
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