Funny SMS

  • What do you call someone with no body and no nose? <br/>
Nobody knows!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
    Nobody knows!
  • Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?<br/>
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?
    Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes!
  • What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?<br/>
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!Upload to Facebook
    What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
    You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees!
  • Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!Upload to Facebook
    Laundry is teaching Racism. Keeping whites and coloured seperately!
  • The height of Digitalisation:<br/>
Me:  O God! please save me.<br/>
God: As jpg or pdf?Upload to Facebook
    The height of Digitalisation:
    Me: O God! please save me.
    God: As jpg or pdf?
  • My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.<br/>
So I got two girlfriends!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
    So I got two girlfriends!
  • In operation theatre:<br/>
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.<br/>
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?Upload to Facebook
    In operation theatre:
    Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
    South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai?
  • What is Beergasm?<br/>
The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!Upload to Facebook
    What is Beergasm?
    The Climactic Moment when you take the first sip at the end of the day!
  • A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.<br/>
The bartender says, For you? No charge!Upload to Facebook
    A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
    The bartender says, For you? No charge!
  • What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?<br/>
A receding hare line!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a line of rabbits moving backwards?
    A receding hare line!
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