| Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte. Son: Main Karta Hun Mom. Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai! |
| A South Indian couple adopted a kid named Lokesh. They changed his name to Lokeshan. He drives UBER - 'Lokeshan has reached your location"! |
| What did the buffalo say to his son when he left? Bison! |
| Sad News: My relationship with whisky is on the rocks! |
| The fundamental difference between me and Sundar Pichai is that - He works at Google & I Google at work! |
| Two friends met after so many years. One friend said, "I missed your smile a lot." The other friend said, "I missed my own smile a lot without you!" |
| Dear God, Please grant me one more life, because I've wasted this one in - 'Kya Pehnu' and 'Kya Khaau'! |
| Me: You're amazing. You always give me what I need and even though you make me pay for it, I love you. Bartender: That'll be $13.75. |
| How do you make an eggroll? You push it! |
| How does NASA organize a party? They planet! |
