| Behind every "Maine Toh Kuch Nahi Padha Yaar". There is hidden, "Tu Hi Fail Hoga Saale, Meri Toh Full Tayari Hai"! |
| What is a pirate's favorite letter? It would be C! |
| Main Relationship Mein Cheat Nahi Kar Sakta. Kyonki Uske Liye 2 Ladkiyan Chaiye Hoti Hain Aur Yaha Toh Ek Bhi Nahi Hai! |
| Woh Hamara Online Aana Aur Tumhara Offline Chale Jana, Uff Tumhari Yeh Digital Nafrat! |
| The kids of this generation get marks like this, these days: 99.4, 99.5, 99.8, 99.9. The nearest I ever got to these kinds of figures was when I had fever! |
| After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy! |
| Roger Federer to an Indian: You people play cricket with tennis balls? Indian: Yes. Roger Federer: Then what do you do with your tennis racquets? Indian: We connect batteries to it and kill mosquitoes! |
| Birthday gifts are just a reward for not dying this year! |
| Ek Hote Hain Talented; Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented; Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale! |
| Son: I want to buy a sports bike. Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas? |
