Upload to Facebook | Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate! |
Upload to Facebook | I wish I could say "?????????" in real life too. It would be very useful! |
Upload to Facebook | After dinner in a restaurant; Waiter: Ready for your dessert? Foreign - Can't wait. India - Haan Yaar, Bill Ke Saath Saunf Aur Mishri Le Aa! |
Upload to Facebook | I got hit on the head with a book this morning. I've only got myshelf to blame! |
Upload to Facebook | John Cena wakes up in a hospital. John Cena: Where am I? Nurse: ICU John Cena: No you can't see me! |
Upload to Facebook | What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet! |
Upload to Facebook | My wife threatened to divorce me if I didn't stop making Linkin Park references. But In the end it doesn't even matter! |
Upload to Facebook | Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with! |
Upload to Facebook | What room can't a skeleton enter? The living room! |
Upload to Facebook | I've got 99 problems and my inability to self-motivate is causing every single one of them! |
