| Girl: Dad I want a robot that blindly follows my commands and doesn't question me. Dad: That means you are ready to get married now! |
| How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat Patty! |
| Girl (Crying): Meri Shaadi Fix Ho Gayi Hai. Boy: OMG! Kis Se? Girl: He lives in the USA. Boy: Yaar, Ek Kaam Kar Apne Hone Wale Husband Se Ek iPhoneX Mangwa De, Vahan Sasta Milta Hai! |
| A Kidney Stone is just your body telling you... . . . . . . . . . Eat Ka Jawab Patthar Se! |
| There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves! |
| Ghanta is that magical word that brings you back in a losing argument! |
| Don't expect any New Years resolutions from me. I intend on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight you've all come to know and love! |
| Everybody loves you until you become the competition! |
| What's the tallest building in the world? A library because they have the most stories! |
| Pro Tip: Make the girl pay on your first date and she'll realise that you are mot same as the other guys! |
