Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad! |
Son: I hit a guy on road. Punjabi Mom ignores. Son: Mummy Sabzi Gir Gayi Bed Pe. Punjabi Mom: Idhar Aa Kutteya, Tainu Roti Vi Nahi Khani Aaundi! |
You know what really turns me on? Unprotected wifi! |
Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot! |
Feeling anti-national. Went shopping and didn't buy even a single Patanjli product! |
What happened when dad told a chemistry joke? There was no reaction! |
Why can't a pirate say all the alphabets? He always gets lost at sea! |
Engineer at Dominos: If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & thickness 'a', its volume is - pi*z*z*a*! |
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Isliye 15 November Tak Apna Naak Bhi Aadhar Card Se Link Karwa Lo... Nahi Toh Naak Band Ho Sakta Hai! |
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even! |