| Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain. Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai. Mom: Fite Munh! |
| Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha? Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi! |
| There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks! |
| I think, I am starting to have a problem with my vision. Ever since I got married I haven't seen any money in my wallet! |
| During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more! |
| For men who believe their wives don't do much the whole day, guys it's a tough job updating your 'Facebook' status every hour. Respect women! |
| Can a match box? No, but a tin can! |
| Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible! |
| When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed... . . . . . . . . My name, My address, My phone number. Everything! |
| If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, They'd eventually find me attractive! |
