| When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed... . . . . . . . . My name, My address, My phone number. Everything! |
| If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, They'd eventually find me attractive! |
| Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name? Girl: Superman, Ironman? Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives! |
| A police man caught boy for jumping red light: Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti? Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe! |
| Garmi Badh Gayi Hai... . . . . . . . Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho! |
| Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai... . . . . . . . . Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo! |
| You may not believe this but sometimes the person you want doesn't actually deserve you! |
| Love is like measles... all the worse when it comes late in life! |
| There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it! |
| Sardard Hone Par Kuch Der Girlfriend Se Zaroor Baat Karein, Kyon Ki Zehar Hi Zehar Ko Kaat Ta Hai! |
