| I have a Punjabi friend who doesn't drink. I think he is adopted! |
| Love at first sight rarely exists in today's world since people are glued to their mobiles most of the time! |
| Kuch Log Jab Udas Hote Hai To Apni WhatsApp Ki DP Delete Kar Dete Hain... Itna Kya Dukh Ki Apni Shakal Se Nafrat Ho Jaye! |
| I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman... . . . . . . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me! |
| In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don't tell your enemy your next move. That's why no-one here uses indicators! |
| I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem... . . . . . . . . Chemically speaking, it's a solution. |
| The most hated person - Airtel 4G girl. Har Baar Network Na Milne Par Usse Hi Gaaliyan Padti Hai Aur Ad Aane Par Bhi! |
| Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight! |
| American's password: a3bw2jtbdm Indian's password: Iloveyoupriya |
| Garmi Itni Badh Gai Hai Ki Do Minute Dhoop Mein Khade Reh Kar Aap Logon Ko Bol Sakte Ho Ki... . . . . . . . Work Out Ke Baad Ka Paseena Hai Yeh! |
