| Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card! |
| India Mein Jab Tak, "Aaya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermicool Ka" Ad Nahi Aa Jata Tab Tak... Garmi Chalu Nahi Hoti! |
| What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences! |
| Aaj Ke Samaye Mein Sirf Wahi Log Shareef Hote Hain, Jinke Mobile Mein Koi Password Nahi Hota. |
| Apne color tv bech do OLX pe.. Final match waise bhi black & white hoga . . . England & west indies |
| Jab tak iss dharti par naari Ka apmaan hua hai, Tab tab bura hua hai! Aur banalo anushka pe chutkule! Haaye lagi hai bhabhi ki! |
| You know you're getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you're down here! |
| There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who get married and learn how it works! |
| What I'm about to say is extremely important! ~ Drunkards |
| What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time! |
