| Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . . . . . . . Said no girl ever! |
| I have five tickets for the Mumbai semifinal. Anyone interested in coming? . . . . . . . . Agar Aisa Koi Message Aaye, To Mujhe Batana. Main Bhi Chaloonga! |
| It's hard to find a good friend who is... 90% Funny 95% Sexy 100% Perfect So, whatever you do, don't lose me! |
| Oh, they said run... I thought they said rum! |
| I love my life, but it just wants to be friends... |
| I am single because... Mele Babu, Mele Shona, Mele Motu, Mele Sweetu, Mele Ladoo, Meli Janu. Yeh Sab Humse Nahi Ho Paayega! |
| India Mein Jitne Railway Fatak Hain... Usse Zyada Yahan Biwiyon Ke Natak Hain! |
| If you don't swear while driving... Then you are not paying attention to the road at all! |
| I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . . . . . . I should have looked twice! |
| Two types of Chromosomes, cause martial problem... . . . . . . Ex and Why! |
