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Upload to Facebook Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married.
Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look! -
Upload to Facebook The young couple sat at a night club and cooed heavily:
Boy: We could get married easily. My father's a minister.
Girl: Okay. Let's try it. My father's a lawyer! -
Upload to Facebook He: For love of you I could become anything.
She: Become a millionaire! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Your teeth are like the stars.
Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty?
Boy: No, far away from each other! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: How do I play the guitar?
Girl: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boy: Am I so good?
Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What time do you go to sleep?
Boy: Only when you go to sleep.
Girl: Why only after I go to sleep?
Boy: Beacause then I don't have any reason to be awake! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: It's a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks.
Boy: What's shameful about it?
Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor? -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 8th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can I take your photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age!
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