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![Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?<br/>
Boy: Awwww. Yes.<br/>
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life?
Boy: Awwww. Yes.
Girl: Then stay 149,600,000 km away from me! -
![Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.<br/>
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.<br/>
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory! -
Boys' room before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Gifts
Friendship Bands
Cards & Nokia E7!
After Marriage:
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills & Nokia 1100! -
![A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?<br/>
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C<br/>
Girlfriend: What?<br/>
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C]()
Upload to Facebook A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today?
Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C -
![Woman has Man in it;<br/>
Mrs has Mr in it;<br/>
Female has Male in it;<br/>
Madam has Adam in it.<br/>
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!]()
Upload to Facebook Woman has Man in it;
Mrs has Mr in it;
Female has Male in it;
Madam has Adam in it.
So Girls are always incomplete without Boys! -
Why are boys so careless and irresponsible?
Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway! -
![Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.<br />
Boy: But why?<br />
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Please don't upload your DP picture on Whatsapp.
Boy: But why?
Girl: The screen of my smartphone gets dirty with my lipstick marks! -
![Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.<br />
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.<br />
Gal: What's it?<br />
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me.
Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it.
Gal: What's it?
Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you! -
![Dear Boys,<br />
If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Boys,
If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels! -
Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!
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