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Upload to Facebook Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein?
Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Goodnight!
Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something?
Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I like people who don't fear death.
Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Breakup hurts the most.
Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'! -
Upload to Facebook Difference between boys and girls:
Boy: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?
Girl: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t! -
Upload to Facebook A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!" -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?
Boy: One Plus Five
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas?
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