Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone? Girl: I came here to fart! |
Boy: Kya Ab Hum Iss Dosti Ko Rishtedari Mein Badal Lein? Girl: Haan! Aaj Se Tu Mera Sirf Dost Nahi... Mera Bhai Bhi Hai! |
Boy: Goodnight! Girlfriend: Only good night? Aren't you forgetting something? Boy: Oh Yeah! Don't forget to link your Aadhar to everything you have! |
Girl: I like people who don't fear death. Boy (Trying to impress her): I have booked tickets for Padmavati! |
Girl: Breakup hurts the most. Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai! |
Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss. Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche. Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain! |
Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top. Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'! |
Difference between boys and girls: Boy: Stuck in traffic. Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar? Girl: Stuck in traffic. Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke! |
Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right? Girl: No there's 26 Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t! |
A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes. "Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge." A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans. "Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!" |