Girl: I'm not like other girls. Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner! |
Boy: Which team are you supporting this IPL? Girl: Delhi Daredevils But Jamnapaar Se Is Side Waali Delhi Ke! |
Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off. Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too! |
Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo. Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do. Boy: Sach Mein? Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun! |
Boy: I Love You Girl: I need some time and distance. Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai? |
Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? Boy: Do you want to break-up with me? |
A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey. Girl: Hey? Boy: I can't sleep. Girl: But I can... Good Night! |
Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me? Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral. Girl: Who died? Boy: My feelings for you! |
Girl: How was the first date? Boy: Well, we skipped falling in love, getting married, disillusioned and went straight to hating each other! |
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do. Boyfriend: Kyon Honey? Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi. Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi. Girlfriend: Woh Kaise? Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di! |