Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass? Boy: One Plus Five Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas? |
Girl: I love Iron Man. Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun! |
Girl: Why don't you go to a gym? Boy: Why should I go? Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough! |
Boy: Would you like to go out with me? Girl: No Boy: Will you ever answer with yes? Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you! |
Boy: Why you look so mean? Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are! |
Inside the examination hall: Boy: Date? Girl: No Boy: Aaj Ki Date? Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi. Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do! |
Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata? Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! |
Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: And video games? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: What else can you leave? Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you! |
Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly? Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! |
Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India. Girl: Who is he? Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer. Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him! |