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Upload to Facebook Girl: I love Iron Man.
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: No
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Why you look so mean?
Girl: Because I thought if I looked unapproachable you won't approach me; and yet, here you are! -
Upload to Facebook Inside the examination hall:
Boy: Date?
Girl: No
Boy: Aaj Ki Date?
Girl: Aaj Kya, Kal, Parson Kabhi Bhi Nahi.
Boy: Didi Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai Woh Bata Do! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: And video games?
Boyfriend: OK
Girlfriend: What else can you leave?
Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.
Girl: Who is he?
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me!
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