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Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life! -
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Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: No
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I like your hair. Did you get it cut?
Boy: I washed it.
Girl: But it looks really different.
Boy: Yeah I used water this time! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: I love you.
Girl: I am not ready.
Boy: Ab Make Up Karegi Kya Bolne Se Pehle? -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse.
Girl: Kyun?
Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: Do I look fat?
Boyfriend: Do I look stupid? -
Upload to Facebook When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have an Audi.
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
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