Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety!
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    When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety!
  • My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC!Upload to Facebook
    My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC!
  • Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left!Upload to Facebook
    Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left!
  • I've just broken up with my gym.<br/>
We were just not working out!Upload to Facebook
    I've just broken up with my gym.
    We were just not working out!
  • Health and fitness tip:<br/>
Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up...<br/>
That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year!Upload to Facebook
    Health and fitness tip:
    Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up...
    That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year!
  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?Upload to Facebook
    Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
  • The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.<br/>
What's wrong with these people!Upload to Facebook
    The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise.
    What's wrong with these people!
  • I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!Upload to Facebook
    I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!
  • They say to never go food shopping when you're hungry. <br/>
But it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier!Upload to Facebook
    They say to never go food shopping when you're hungry.
    But it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier!
  • I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate. <br/>
I've gained 47 pounds!Upload to Facebook
    I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate.
    I've gained 47 pounds!
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