Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad Math proves mayo magically turns any food into salad! |
I go to the gym religiously and by religiously I mean only on holidays and just to please my parents! |
When I was a kid people told me I was too young to have anxiety now that I'm grown people tell me I need to stop acting like a child and get over anxiety! |
My doctor told me I need to focus on a healthier diet and stay away from junk foods and then we laughed and laughed and I went to KFC! |
Pizza is a real time pie chart of how much pizza is left! |
I've just broken up with my gym. We were just not working out! |
Health and fitness tip: Set your alarm clock to snooze every three minutes for half an hour before you normally get up... That's an extra 10 sit ups a day...50 sit-ups a week and 2600 sit-ups a year! |
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? |
The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4 am is discovering that some people do it on purpose so they can exercise. What's wrong with these people! |
I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip! |