Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • They say to never go food shopping when you're hungry. <br/>
But it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier!Upload to Facebook
    They say to never go food shopping when you're hungry.
    But it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier!
  • I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate. <br/>
I've gained 47 pounds!Upload to Facebook
    I'm trying this new diet where I only eat the food my kids leave on their plate.
    I've gained 47 pounds!
  • When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!Upload to Facebook
    When you think about it, getting in shape is a problem in which running away from it would help!
  • Paradox of life:<br/>
Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!Upload to Facebook
    Paradox of life:
    Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter!
  • Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!Upload to Facebook
    Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!
  • I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!! <br/>
I'm going to park the car and walk in!Upload to Facebook
    I'm on a health kick. I've decided to stop using the drive-thru at McDonald's!!
    I'm going to park the car and walk in!
  • I eat too much candy.<br/>
I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!Upload to Facebook
    I eat too much candy.
    I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
  • Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!Upload to Facebook
    Fat weighs less than muscle so in theory I should be getting lighter!
  • Food is the most abused anxiety drug.<br/>
Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!Upload to Facebook
    Food is the most abused anxiety drug.
    Exercise is the most under utilized antidepressant!
  • Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!Upload to Facebook
    Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!
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