People need to understand the difference between wants and needs. Like I want a fit body. But I need pizza and chocolates! |
I had oatmeal and raisins for lunch. Just because they were baked into 8 cookies doesn't make me a bad person! |
Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back! |
99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks! |
The two stages of my life: 1. I need food 2. I need sleep |
I feel like food is the glue that holds my life together! |
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier! |
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out! |
How to 'Diet Religiously': Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show! |
The keys to happiness: 1. Order a pizza 2. Eat that pizza 3. Repeat |