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Upload to Facebook Negative thoughts are like fat, it takes a long time to get rid of it and only a short time to gain it back! -
Upload to Facebook 99% of the steps on my FitBit are walks from my bed to the fridge in the kitchen looking for snacks! -
Upload to Facebook The two stages of my life:
1. I need food
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Upload to Facebook I feel like food is the glue that holds my life together! -
Upload to Facebook The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier! -
Upload to Facebook Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out! -
Upload to Facebook How to 'Diet Religiously':
Eat what you like and pray it doesn't show! -
Upload to Facebook The keys to happiness:
1. Order a pizza
2. Eat that pizza
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Upload to Facebook Some of those fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner's high. I just have to bend over and tie my shoes! -
Upload to Facebook The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually... I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore!
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