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Upload to Facebook I wish everything was as easy as getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook I've only been on my diet for two days, and already I lost my personality! -
Upload to Facebook I wonder how many calories I burn when I run away from my problems! -
Upload to Facebook If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise! -
Upload to Facebook The Sentimental Growth Story:
Me: Can you please grow?
Hair: Nah!
Muscle: Nope!
Salary: Don't even dream!
Tummy: Bro, anything for you! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I go into the fitting room with jeans three sizes too big so I can feel what it's like to succeed at a diet! -
Upload to Facebook I really can't understand how am I going to lose weight when everything taste so good! -
Upload to Facebook "Let's just share a dessert", said the worst person on the planet! -
Upload to Facebook I decided to buy a piano instead of a treadmill. It gives me a bigger place to pile the laundry! -
Upload to Facebook I need to start eating more healthily.
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me!
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