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Upload to Facebook I wish everything was as easy as getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook 2 stages of my life:
I should eat.
I shouldn't have eaten that much. -
Upload to Facebook Need someone to look at me the way I look at free food! -
Upload to Facebook Important Dieting Tip:
Avoid things that make you fat like...
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Weighing scales, Mirrors and Photographs! -
Upload to Facebook Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi! -
Upload to Facebook There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected! -
Upload to Facebook Not to brag, but after 3 years in the gym, I have abs like a shredded bag of cottage cheese! -
Upload to Facebook They say it's very easy to lose something but it's been 3 months and I haven't lost a pound! -
Upload to Facebook All I want in life is to lose weight and gain money.
Instead, I am, gaining weight and losing money! -
Upload to Facebook Diet Tip:
If you think you're hungry, you might just be thirsty. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel!
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