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If you can't deep fry it... it isn't worth eating! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I get a wedding Invite from friends, I get excited not because they remember me but because there will be free food! -
Upload to Facebook Can someone tell me how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems? -
Upload to Facebook I don't exercise. It seems like a waste to die healthy! -
Upload to Facebook This morning I went jogging, then before I started I remembered Proverb 28:1.
Which clearly states, "The wicked shall run when no one is chasing them". So I went back home! -
Upload to Facebook I accidently got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop eating! -
Upload to Facebook It's not that I'm not a morning person. In fact, I love mornings. I'm just not a waking up person! -
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If you want to avoid failure in love then fall in love with food; it'll never break your heart! -
Upload to Facebook Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I? -
Upload to Facebook If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die!
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