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Upload to Facebook I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D! -
Upload to Facebook To all the healthy eaters and dieters:
It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.
It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.
Enjoy the holiday season! -
Upload to Facebook My favorite sport is running to the door to get pizza delivery! -
Upload to Facebook I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs! -
Upload to Facebook I wish everything was as easy as getting fat! -
Upload to Facebook I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch! -
Upload to Facebook Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I? -
Upload to Facebook If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories? -
Upload to Facebook My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat! -
Upload to Facebook I am so lazy that I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!
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