Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I? |
If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably definitely die! |
I'm not fat, my stomach is 3D! |
To all the healthy eaters and dieters: It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year. It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts. Enjoy the holiday season! |
My favorite sport is running to the door to get pizza delivery! |
I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs! |
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat! |
I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch! |
Nothing in my life ever works out, so why should I? |
If I overcook all my food, will I lose weight since I already burnt the calories? |