Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat!Upload to Facebook
    My life is a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to get fat!
  • I am so lazy that I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!Upload to Facebook
    I am so lazy that I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!
  • If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway!Upload to Facebook
    If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway!
  • The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!
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    The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!
  • The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight!
  • The least we can do to avoid global warming is not to burn extra fat!Upload to Facebook
    The least we can do to avoid global warming is not to burn extra fat!
  • Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, `Don't eat anything Fatty`<br/>
I said, `Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?`<br/>
He said, `No Fatty, don't eat anything!`Upload to Facebook
    Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"
    I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
    He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"
  • We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.<br/>
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!Upload to Facebook
    We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.
    So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
  • The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
  • Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food!Upload to Facebook
    Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food!
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