Health, Dieting and Exercise SMS

  • Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive!Upload to Facebook
    Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive!
  • Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!
  • I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper and even my mind!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, pen, cell phone, temper and even my mind!
  • The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there!Upload to Facebook
    The healthiest part of a doughnut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the doughnut to get there!
  • If you have time for WhatsApp and Facebook, you certainly have time for workout!Upload to Facebook
    If you have time for WhatsApp and Facebook, you certainly have time for workout!
  • Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.<br/>
Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!Upload to Facebook
    Nutritionist: A good calorie intake is 1200 a day.
    Me: Oh that's great! I eat at night only!
  • Mustard is very good for reducing weight.<br/><br/>

How to use:<br/>
Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard!Upload to Facebook
    Mustard is very good for reducing weight.

    How to use:
    Take 1kg of mustard in a bowl, pour it on the floor. Now pick up each seed of mustard and put it into the bowl. If you want zero size then use Khas-Khas instead of mustard!
  • People who enjoy life to the hilt, rarely have a flat stomach!Upload to Facebook
    People who enjoy life to the hilt, rarely have a flat stomach!
  • Listen Honey,<br/>
The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!Upload to Facebook
    Listen Honey,
    The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body by Lindt Chocolate!
  • No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.<br/>
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.
    Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!
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