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Upload to Facebook If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway! -
Upload to Facebook The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains! -
Upload to Facebook The only thing I gained so far in 2017 is weight! -
Upload to Facebook The least we can do to avoid global warming is not to burn extra fat! -
Upload to Facebook Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!" -
Upload to Facebook We all get heavier as we get older because there's lot more information in our heads.
So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! -
Upload to Facebook The only thing I gained so far this year is weight! -
Upload to Facebook Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food! -
Upload to Facebook Hundreds of years ago, being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive! -
Upload to Facebook Exercise is such a dirty word that I have to wash my mouth with chocolate!
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